A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”
A woman is cheating on her husband when he arrives early from the bar.
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She tells the man not to worry. That his husband is probably dead drunk and will not notice anything. Got to bed and sleep. She tells her lover to hide under the sheets.
The husband enters true to her words drunk as a skunk. He undressed and proceeds to enter the bed.
Then he notices the feet. He counts. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Confused he counts again. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
He then tells his wife: “Hey. What’s going on. I count 6 feet. Look 1,2,3,4,5,6? What gives. “
“Honey. You are drunk,” said the wife, “you must have counted wrong. Stand up and count again.” The husband stands and counts. 1… 2… 3… 4… …
“Yes. You are right. I counted wrong” He lays down and promptly falls asleep.
