One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses.
As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.
He says “Hey Paco, you shit your pants?”
Paco says “No, Pablo, I did not shit my pants.”
He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Pablo stops his horse and turns around.
He then says “Paco, Are you sure you did not shit your pants?”
Paco says “Yes Pablo, I am sure I did not shit my pants.”
He says “Ok.”
They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Pablo is swatting the flys away. Pablo stops his horse and gets of his horse.
He then says “Paco, get of your horse, pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not shit your pants?”
Paco replies “I thought you meant today!”
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals.
So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening.
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“Who’s the boss around here?” he asked.
“I am.” said the man.
“I have a black horse and a brown horse,” the farmer said, “which one would you like?”
The man thought for a minute and said, “The black one.”
“No, no, no, get the brown one.” the man’s wife said.
“Here’s your chicken.” said the farmer.
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
He turned on the jockey.
“Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?”
“Sure I could have, but you know we’re supposed to stay on the horse.”
